AISubs v3.7
What's up?
- What's up? - What's up?
In what name...
- Did you say that? - Huh?
- Sorry, sorry. - Sorry.
- It can't be helped if it's a tsukkomi. - Right, right.
- That one. - That one, right?
- That one wasn't violent but painful. - Right, right.
- I was angry, but it wasn't real. - It wasn't real.
- Even if it's not real, it's important to say it out loud and make it look cool in a video. - Yes.
So, in order to improve my tsukkomi skills, I'm going to do a "sticky poke tsukkomi competition"!
[Sticky poke tsukkomi competition]
When we talk, we usually say, "Let's do an extension of what we usually say," but...
- When you say, "Okay, I'll poke you now. Please poke me." - Oh, this is hard!
- This is hard, this is hard, it's scary! - It's hard, it's hard, it's scary!
- Us, who aren't comedians... - Right.
- There's a possibility that it'll be terrible. - Right.
Being able to edit YouTube videos is the best thing ever.
Even if it's a weird atmosphere, I'll turn off the background music and put in some lyrics and make it look funny.
- I'll use all of YouTuber's strength! - It's hard, it's hard, it's hard!
This time, Yumemaru will come up with a weapon, and we'll each poke each of them in order and see who's best at it.
- Yumemaru's weapon is scary! - Yumemaru's weapon is scary!
- Make sure you don't eat it all at once! - I don't know what you're talking about!
- It's not a chicken leg, it's a bone-in chicken leg! - It's not a chicken leg, it's a bone-in chicken leg!
- Then, I'll go ahead and do it! - Okay!
Let's tsukkomi!
- Then, I'll go ahead and do it! - Okay!
- Okay! Next week's Sazae-san is...
Who?
Do you know what "beta" means?
I didn't think about it at all
Seriously?
Seriously? Damn it!
Man, after seeing that I'm scared for real
Like, it's not like this, but it's like this
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's go like that
Please come in!
What is it?
Man, yesterday, when I went to the dirty sea, I got a lot of bumps
You idiot!
If you do it again, I'll hit you!
Wait a second
(Laughing)
This is crazy!
I know, right?
Let me see his name tag!
Let's run away!
This is crazy!
I'm scared.
Then, please!
Come in!
I saw you just now.
You're crazy. You don't have a uniform?
It doesn't come. It's floating normally.
It's floating normally. It doesn't have a floor.
It's dead, because it's a terrace.
It's floating normally.
It won't walk on the floor.
The legs are really clean.
Personally, I want to hit it as if it's on the screen.
I want to hit it a lot.
I want to hit it before it's blurred.
I see.
I want to eat it.
I see.
I'm scared of this place.
I want to go like this and pretend like I'm dreaming.
I'm scared of this place.
Let's go!
I found it!
I bought a new one.
It's a Lamborghini.
How is it?
It's been a while since I wore this style.
I'm going to bite you.
You said "I'm going to bite you."
You said "Ah!"
I'm going to wear these underpants.
I want to sleep in the first day.
You can't sleep in the first day, can you?
Well, I think it's too hard for me.
Ah! It's too hard for you.
I want to go to a better place.
I'm sorry.
I feel like I played pranks.
Please come in.
I got stuck in a mosquito net yesterday and my shoulders are itching.
Show me your elbow.
Oh, good job.
I don't think you can do better than that.
It's my first time doing it.
I don't know why, but I can't help doing it.
This video is difficult.
Here you go.
How old is it already?
It's New Year's Day.
You can't do it with your knees up like this.
If you do it again, I'll hit you.
That's cheating.
Did I fail?
I can't do it anymore.
Anyway, this is a new product, isn't it?
Here you are!
Wow!
This is a new kind of strawberry I got in my farm.
Are you going to eat it?
No, it's a cushion.
It's bumpy, though.
I can't eat it.
It's cotton inside.
That's different.
The inside is the same.
I don't know the correct answer.
It's powdery air, isn't it?
Wow!
I don't know what "oh" means.
I'd like to praise you just for putting in the same product.
Yes?
♪ Tokyo Ueno Clinic ♪
It's still black.
What is that?
Is it a plastic surgery clinic?
Isn't it a clinic in Tokyo Ueno?
No, it's not.
What is it?
It's a plastic surgery clinic.
Oh, I see.
It's underground.
Oh, you don't know much about it.
I see.
Oh, I'm in trouble.
Everyone, come here, please.
It's fun to change the position of the camera.
It's not like that, but it's fun to change it on a daily basis.
So, this time, we're going to play a game that we fought outside of Tokyo.
It's a game where we don't have anything to do with our lives.
This was an exception.
It will not affect our activities in the future.
We do not accept recommendations or anything like that.
Everyone, thank you for your cooperation in that regard.
See you in a fun video tomorrow.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry!